Mood:  quizzical

I always wonder why magazines don't ask more interesting things during their ‘oh so exclusive' interviews with the star du jour.

I think they should ask more of those crazy psychological predictor questions you used to get asked in job interviews. You know the ones. The completely nonsensical pop psych questions. ‘If you were part of a car which part would you be and why'. I always wanted to answer that one with ‘the back seat ‘cuz it sees all the action'. When in doubt default to Sigmund Freud but I digress....

• If you were cheese which one would you be and why?
• What kind of tree are you most like?
• If you were a Star Trek® [or Star Wars®] character, which one would it be?
• Why are manhole covers round?
• If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
• How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew?
• If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
• If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
• If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?
• If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?
• What kind of people do you dislike?
• In a small room you have a refrigerator, if you left the door of the 'fridge open would the temp in the room fall or would the temp in the 'fridge rise? Why?

I had to throw the serious one in at the end.....so sue me!