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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW Run Forest Run!
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Consumed Mind & the Language

It never fails that I am reminded on a regular basis just how uber creepy some people are!

 

I was at the supermarket just minding my own goddang bidness and grabbing some provisions when creepiness struck! Dun-Dun-Duh!!!!!!

 

There I was standing in front of the deli aisle. Pondering as I am prone to do when trying to choose a cheese. What can I say? I’m a whore for the curd! Me likey the cheese. A lot. A lot more than I likey most people but I digress….

 

The next thing I knew, this guy was standing next to me talking. Apparently to me go figure. Erm? What? I tune the Meg dial away from inner cheese dialogue and tune into the random stranger dial.

 

“….I just had to tell you that?”

 

I tune in sharply. I’m sorry what were you saying?

 

“I hope this doesn’t sound totally creepy, but I was standing here watching you play with your hair and it was so erotic! The way you twisted and tugged on it. I just had to tell you.”

 

Apparently, unbeknownst to me, I was standing there pulling and twisting on my ponytail as I pondered my choices.

 

Rather erotically according to creepy man. Yeah. Thanks for sharing! NOT! Dude it sounds totally creepy! While you’re at it, why don’t you just tell me you’re using my face for fodder tonight in a game of Rosie Palm and her 4 sisters play canasta!?!

 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Run Forrest! Run!

 

In hindsight, I was probably too harsh on him. He’s probably a really nice guy who was just grabbing some groceries while taking a break from his regular job as a barrister finding beneficiaries for a $10 million Nigerian slush fund….


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