There is a God... Mood: happy Now Playing: Butthole Surfers
I believe in prayer--I just seldom partake in the act as what I wish for rarely ever manifests. Trust me, I just find it hard to believe sometimes that the simple act of prayer could actually get me what I want.
Especially when certain fervent prayers I make nightly (Make them perky. Make them perky.), a pathetic mantra when you think of it, go unanswered. (And don't even bring up that stupid -ass country song about God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. BULLSHIT I SAY! I want what I want!)
I am happy to tell you that something I have prayed for (although not to the extent of my mantra wishes) has happened. God has granted me the 'Spederline' reality show. It's a dream come true! Just when Jerry Springer was running out of new show ideas (there are just so many combinations of midgets, racists and hermaphrodites that one can come up with) God in his bountiful wisdom, through UPN, has seen fit to bring me new white trash, trailer park insight through his emissaries Brittney and Kevin.
As I eagerly tune in to their zany exploits, grasping my bag of pork rinds and jar of marshmallow fluff close to my heart, I will never again doubt God?s existence!
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