'Spederline' - Part Deux Mood: cheeky Now Playing: Dropkick Murphys
So the other day some friends of mine and I were discussing what we may hope to be subjected to during the train wreck reality show that will be ‘Spederline’...
ME: What are we going to see exactly? Them swearing at each other while they swill Starbucks and Cheetos and puff on smokes?
SUSABELLA: She’s pregnant! She wouldn’t dare smoke!
(Dead silence…the sound of several sets of eyelids clicking)
DEB: It’ll be like watching part 2 of Deliverance.
JT: The rest of her is so thin-I don’t think it’s just the pregnancy manifesting itself in the torso area.
ME: Cum doesn't have that many calories!
DEB: Ewww! Feder-spooge!
ALL: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
ME: It's like watching Springer without the sweet satisfaction of midgets.
SUSABELLA: No, this will be like seeing someone with a horrendously bad nose job-- you feel bad, but yet, you are oddly fascinated and unable to turn away.
JT(shouting): FEDER-SPOOGE LIVES!!!
ALL: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
DEB: It'll be like the Surreal Life but without any interesting people.
JT: They need Anna Nicole to move in with them!
DEB: No, that would be too weird shit—I say Florence Henderson!
SUSABELLA: Even better, Pat O’Brien! Can’t you hear the phone call now? “Uh, "I want to have a three-way with you--you are so fucking hot-let me set up a three-way"!
(Everyone laughs)
ME: I know! Wee man!
(Again, dead silence…the sound of several sets of eyelids clicking)
ME: You know—Wee man—Jason Acuna—the professional skateboarding midget...he was in Grind, Jackass, Wildboyz, Viva La Bam, What are you chicken…
DEB: Meg, you need to let go of the whole ‘midget’ thing…
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