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Monday, June 6, 2005
This movie sucks weasel!
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: Black-eyed Peas
This is a rant for a Sunday afternoon. A Sunday filled with much-needed decompressing and the ever popular and refreshing summer drink of Mojitos as well as some recent DVD releases. Mojitos and movies (I could SO have a show you know)…

So anywho, there I am all buzzy and chillin’ when it hits me that the movie I am watching is lame. It is beyond lame and for every ten minutes additional I give it to try to redeem itself, the worse it gets. Let’s put it this way: If ‘gay’ was a movie, it’d be…National Treasure with Nicolas Cage. If a movie could smell like ass… it’d be National Treasure with Nicolas Cage.

Now, is it just me or is Nicolas Cage starting to look like the offspring of a rather vigorous Richard Nixon and Elvis Presley breeding? Either that or Nixon and a hand puppet…and I am NOT just saying that because of his LAME ASS attempt to hit on me in Dirtbag’s years ago (Nicolas Cage of course, not Nixon)…but as usual, I digress.

This movie exemplifies the reason that I can rarely force myself out to a movie theater. Not only do I not want to spend $7.00 to see a movie with a bunch of overly effusive morons who just can’t shut up, I also tend to become rather bitter when I go to a movie and pay ‘full price’ and it SUCKS! As in, SUCKS WITH A CAPITAL SUCKS!!! That being said, how do you think I feel when I rent a movie of that caliber for $3.99 (five day rental)? Yup, I still feel I’ve been fricking robbed!

National Treasure should have been entitled National Poop Fest because it was just that…overacted sophomoric sludge.

At least in the privacy of my own home, I can walk away (Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror) from the idiotic slush and write off the experience to a misspent $4.00…a $4.00 that would have been better spent on more Mojitos let me tell you!


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