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Saturday, June 11, 2005
Sucks to be You!
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: Nouvelle Vague
So it sucks ass when your marriage fails. It sucks ass even more when your marriage fails and your husband is cheating on you. It sucks ass beyond any rational explanation in the entire world when your marriage fails and your husband is cheating on you…with the hottest fricking chick in the world! I mean really—how do you compete with that? I’d rather lose my husband to Gary Coleman, bitter little black child star. For that matter, I’d rather lose my husband to a Big John blow up doll--beloved mascot from my college years! At least then I’d have a fighting chance…

Hell, let’s be serious. She might even make me consider a foray to the ‘dark side’—Angelina Jolie is smoking hot in spite of the fact that she enjoys cutting herself until she bleeds before sex. But what’s a little freaky warm up act among friends?

Everyone wants that broad—other chicks, stray dogs, Cambodian children, her brother, the USC marching band, other women’s husbands…Think about it. At any given time, there must be millions of folks around the world frantically rubbing one out while thinking of her. It must SO SUCK to be Jennifer Aniston right about now don’t you think?


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