Favorite Movie Quotes...
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So last night, the American Film Institute named its 100 best movie quotes (visit: http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#listif you want to see them) and I noticed that many, if not all, of my favorites weren't listed for some bizarre reason--go figure! So I thought I would share a few of my personal favorites. Mind you, these are personal favorites, and there is no accounting for taste...especially mine.

"You're going to need a bigger boat." - Chief Brody (Roy Scheider) to Quint (Robert Shaw) Jaws

"Oh yeah, he loves the cock!" - Jay (Jason Mewes) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.” – Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) Fight Club

"You aren't too bright. I like that in a man." - Matty Walker (Kathleen Turner) Body Heat

"I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man." - Rex (Deidrich Bader) Napoleon Dynamite

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But, only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!" - Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) The Princess Bride

"There has been too much violence, too much pain. Walk away. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. Walk away." - Lord Humungus (Kjell Nilsson) Mad Max 2 - The Road Warrier

"Think ya’ used enough dynamite there, Butch?" - Sundance (Robert Redford) to Butch (Paul Newman) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) Dumb & Dumber

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) Dr. Strangelove

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam . . . the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture . . . and kill them." - Private Joker (Matthew Modine) Full Metal Jacket

"Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but... well, there haven't been any quiet moments." – Dr. David Huxley (Cary Grant) Bringing Up Baby

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" - Capt. Clarence Oveur (Peter Graves) Airplane

"Oh, fuck me in the ass Mr. Greenfield, fuck me in the ass." - Debbie Benton (Bambi Woods) - Debbie Does Dallas (Oh, come on! I had to slip that one in!)