All I want for Christmas...A leftover IM chuckle from Christmas Mood: silly Now Playing: Thrill Kill Cult
Meg: So are the boys getting psyched for Santa? Deb: Yep, we saw him last night at the railroad park! Meg: Was he trolling for action? Lionel pervert that he is… Deb: Ha! You're going to end up with a lump of coal! Meg: Well, if I stick it up my ass for a few million years, I'll have a diamond! YIPPEE! A pretty shiny! Deb: The boys should be getting most of what they want, although Colton threw out a skate board from out of nowhere last night. Hopefully he won't be too upset when he doesn't get one! Meg: And an iguana, and a Joe Cool Yo-Yo, and a donkey, and a Nerf coliseum… Deb: That WOULD be your list! Your poor parents! Actually, at Wyatt's school they had a Santa and he asked one of the little kids what he wanted for Christmas and the kid told him that he wanted a bell! The poor bastard just looked dumbfounded! Like where the hell am I gonna get a bell for this fathead!?! I just chuckled! Meg: A bell? What the F?! He should of at least asked for a Juice Tiger! Deb: I know! Too funny! And the kid was getting an xBox or something! Meg: I want a pickle... Deb: Done! Meg: And a brass farthing... Deb: You mean you don't want sandpaper? Meg: That was next after a carbuncle...
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