The Fish That Fought Over Food AKA Sharing My Ass!
Mood:  silly
Now Playing: Jewel - Pieces of You
So I got this email from my girlfriend Deb yesterday….

“I had a very amusing day today. For an assignment in Jack's first grade class, all the kids had to write and illustrate an original book and then read it to the class and their families.

Well, all the other children had these sweet, moralistic, happy-ending type stories that involved their family, friends, adorable furry forest creatures, or Harry Potter. Jack's story? Yeah, not so much. I've attached it for you so you can read it! And, as you read this, picture Jack reading it with such drama, humor and enthusiasm, it would put Robin Williams to shame (especially since all the other kids read their stories in a lifeless monotone!) He was so over the top when he read it—I tell ya’, the guy’s a little drama queen! Think shades of Will & Grace a la ‘Just Jack 2006’ complete with jazz hands! Every other parent in there was totally bent over, rolling with laughing by the end of it. Oddly enough (not), his story was extremely popular with the Dads!”

My first thought, after recovering from overwhelming laughter, was "A grenade? What exactly is going on over at that house anyway?" I guess they're watching too much of the Military Channel or something!

On the bright side, at least he didn't draw the untimely demise of Nemo as a bunch of chum bitlets. The little fish laying there with two Xs for eyes is graphic enough!

I think Jack's little brother, AKA Nemo, had better watch his back!