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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Not Quite Purple Nurples
Mood:  chillin'
Now Playing: The Sunday Service

I was totally jamming on a new piece the other night when my neighbor knocked on the door. My hot neighbor. My hot cool neighbor. My hot cool….very married neighbor. It’s not quite as good as if Harry Dean Morgan moved in now that he’s single, but hey, my neighbor’s a super cool guy.

So I swung open to greet.

“Hey neighbor wazzup?”

And he said hey and then it all went down hill from there. He won’t meet my eyes. And when he managed to, he’d just stare at me like I was speaking monkeynese or something. Rather like when I observe Maury and realize that I still can’t speak trailer park in spite of repeated low brow watchings…

Then I realized it’s not that he won’t meet my eyes, it’s that he’s apparently having a hard time looking up from the girls. Yup. He’s just staring at the ta-tas. Come in Tokyo!

“Soooo….wassup”

He can barely drag his eyes up to mine. I raise a brow….just one. You know the look.

He starts stammering.

“Meg, I’m really sorry but I just can’t look away! It’s soooo distracting!”

Erm….what?!

He just stared pointedly at my chest.

Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot! So I looked down only to realize that I had apparently leaned in just that bit too close to the current piece I’m working on and I had turquoise nipples. Nice iridescent turquoise nipples. Yeah. I was in an ancient white AC/DC wife beater and sporting wet paint splotted boobage. Nice.

Casa de Megster….Making the ghetto more colourful since 2006


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