Mood:  d'oh

When you are flipping channels and come across the trainwreck that is Dog the Bounty Hunter on Family Feud it’s bad enough. Then add in that he says next “….and this is my 9th daughter who just turned 21”, it’s really hard not to throw up in your mouth a little! Completely gack I tell you!

Dog and his icky classless family? Once again, certain people should never, never be allowed to breed. Let’s go with this rule of thumb: If you would be more interesting as a Chia pet, you should never breed!

The man has taken the once revered mullet to a place, a level really, that it wasn’t designed to withstand. I mean seriously. How does it hold? At what velocity would it finally sway? Bend? How fast would it burn do you think? The man needs to be labeled a fire hazard with all those petrochemicals holding up his wind resistant coif.

And to boot? The ‘Serious in the front’ portion is a joke on that man! It looks like he’s sporting that old mangy 300 brazillion year old orangutan from Smoky and the Bandit on his cranium! 

I would like to put forth legislation that requires everyone who is ever on a reality show be condemned together to a technology-free tropical island for the rest of the lives.

Who am I kidding? I’d watch it! What a trainwreck!