What is up with Teresa Heinz Kerry AKA THK?
Mood:  surprised
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As many of you know, Presidential candidate John Kerry and his family made several stops in Northern Arizona on the `ol campaign trail.

The photo op is ready and the family is posing by the Grand Canyon. Wait! Who is that bag lady in the picture? It can't be! John and the kids were all attired in business casual and THK looked like a refugee from the Salvation Army!! While I understand that this was supposed to be a family-friendly, warm, casual appearance, her interpretation of casual left much to be desired. I believe I would call it sloppy and ill advised. Whenever you appear to be the hired help instead of the Presidential candidate's wife...Houston, we have a problem.

What is up with that? Here is a lady who is listed in Forbes as one of the richer than God people that inhabit our little planet and then add to that the fact that she's foreign. I mean Jeezy Creezy, she is richer than hell and foreign--that usually equates to some sense of style...bought or bred as it were.

She is trying to help her husband become the leader of the free world and she is wearing floods! Her pants were about 4 inches too short--and they weren't capris!!!

Isn't it a law somewhere that the first lady is supposed to have some style? I mean, I know Hillary and Barbara weren't exactly Jackie O, but at least they didn't look like homeless street people!

And what is up with her perma scowl!?! Although I did hear she invested in some Botox, apparently she is more toxic than it is and it didn't work as she always has the bitter bitch face on like someone took a dump in her Wheaties...

Note to THK--you more than have the money so get a fricking stylist. Nobody wants a low rent house frau masquerading as the wanna be first lady.